There’s always that one guy who “almost joined” and somehow would’ve been Special Forces if it weren’t for his bad knee, his girlfriend, or his inability to let a drill sergeant yell at him. Fuddy Duddy’s “I Almost Joined” takes aim at the legendary excuses behind a military career that never quite left the couch. It’s a salute to the unofficial Almost Veteran: undefeated in imaginary combat, highly decorated in storytelling, and ready to explain how he would’ve done things differently. 😂